Today at the store, the cashier held up an ear of corn… and asked what it was. I stood there blinking like a WiFi signal trying to reconnect. It felt like a real-life Idiocracy moment. I’m not mad. I’m not even shocked anymore. I’m just quietly planting a survival garden and praying. If they can’t identify corn… what’s next? Calling cows “meat puppies”? Thinking broccoli is “tree floss”? At this rate, the future isn’t robots taking over — it’s us starving because nobody knows how to eat plants. Stay vigilant. Stay weird. Stay botanically aware. #FlipLife #FlipFam #CornGate #IdiocracyIsNow #StoryTime #ModernProblems #HelpTheYouth #FunnyButSad #ApocalypseStarterPack #PlantCornSaveLives #GenZChronicles #SendHelp #RealLifeComedy #CashierChronicles #LostInTheProduceAisle #PrayForTheFuture #VegetableAwareness #TeachTheYouth #ICantBelieveIt #EarthSoapComingSoon #ModernDayMysteries #WalmartWonders #FlipStory #ConcernedCitizen #SurvivalSkillsNeeded #GenAlphaProblems #FacepalmForever