What it is?
SOBER IS NOT IN MY VODKABULARY: Quench your thirst for laughter and let your sense of humor flow with our hilarious "Sober is not in my Vodkabulary" t-shirt. Whether you're a martini maestro or a gin connoisseur, this tee is perfect for those who prefer a shaken, not stirred lifestyle. With its intoxicating design, this shirt will make you the life of the party, leaving everyone in stitches (and slightly tipsy from laughter). Crafted with the precision of a mixologist, it offers a snug fit and top-notch quality, so you can comfortably rock the night away. Get ready to raise your glass and toast to being the wittiest drink enthusiast around! Cheers, and bottoms up!
Key Benefits
● Breathable collar.
● Double-stitch manufacturing.
● Custom salty detail.
● No-tag for no uncomfortable back itch.
● Comfy cut.
What else you need to know
# | LOCATION | SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | X-LARGE |
A | SHOULDER WIDTH | 17 3/4" | 18 3/8" | 19" | 19 5/8" |
B | FRONT LENGTH | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" |
C | BACK LENGTH | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" |
D | CHEST | 15 1/2" | 15 1/2" | 15 1/2" | 15 1/2" |
E | SLEEVE LENGTH | 9" | 9" | 9" | 9" |
F | SLEEVE WIDTH | 6 1/8" | 6 1/8" | 6 1/8" | 6 1/8" |
G | NECK WIDTH | 8 1/2" | 8 1/2" | 8 1/2" | 8 1/2" |
Material
● 100% Pima Cotton.